Rachel's Random Rant

Rachel: Well, I just read this page about black and white being a color or not (shows her Macbook to Edward, revealing the page), and I found something.

Edward: What.

Rachel: It says that black is a color and chemists will confirm that. (with an annoyingly higher-pitched, hoarse voice, kinda shouting) SO ERNEST WILL CONFIRM IT, MAKING HIM A HAIR BIT SMARTER. BUT I AINT GONNA TELL HIM THIS SHIT CUZ HE WEARS ONLY ONE SHOE AND I FUCKING HATE IT.

Edward: Calm down, I dont even understand what you're talking about.

Rachel: SERIOUSLY YOU DONT UNDERSTAND? HE'S A FUCKING CHEMIST, BUT HE WEARS ONE SHOE. I HATE PEOPLE WHO WEAR ONE SHOE, AND I DONT WANNA MAKE THEM SMARTER. THATS WHAT IM EXPLAINING.

Edward: (facepalm) What's wrong with one shoe? I mean, just ignore the shoe. It's not like a shoe will harm you or anything.

Rachel: WELL ONE SHOE MAKES PEOPLE ASYMMETRIC. A LOT. I HAVE AN OCD AND I HATE THINGS THAT ARE ASYMMETRIC.

Edward: At least I can confirm that color thingy for you. OK? If you dont want him to confirm it, I can do it for you.

Rachel: NOPE! YOU CANT CONFIRM IT! SURE YOU WEAR A PAIR OF SHOES BUT YOU AINT A CHEMIST. YOURE A ZOOLOGIST AND THE PAGE SAYS THAT CHEMISTS WILL CONFIRM THIS, NOT ZOOLOGISTS.

Edward: (facepalm) You dont get it. It says chemists will confirm that because they possibly know more than any other scientist dudes. But if someone can confirm it, even if they arent a chemist, it's also acceptable. Seriously, you're just fuckin with me, right?

Rachel: BUT I PREFER A CHEMIST TO ANSWER MY QUESTION! THE ONLY CHEMIST THAT I CAN ASK IS ERNEST, BUT HE WEARS ONE SHOE.

(someone knocks the door)

Edward: Look, someone's knocking the door.

(Rachel opens it)

Rachel: Ernesto?

Ernesto: Well, just wanna return this iPhone to you. I didnt manage to see the files cuz I dont even know the password. Next time, be careful when putting things. You're lucky that I still bring this back for you, cuz others probably just wanna make it theirs.

Rachel: Thanks.

Ernesto: Anytime. I'm going back home so see ya.

Rachel: OK, bye.

(Rachel closes the door)

Edward: Enough rambling?

Rachel: Well, I need to check out the files on my phone first just to make sure they're still intact and nothing's touched by Ernie.

(to be continued...)