Humans, Plants, and Zombies/Prologue

1:30pm, at LAX.

(Ernesto makes a call to Ernest)

Ernesto: Dude. I'm at LAX now. You wanna pick me up or something?

Ernest: Well OK. Be there in a min.

Ernesto: Fine.

(waits for around 20 mins)

(horn sound)

Ernest: Hey dude. Get in.

(Ernesto enters the car)

Ernesto: So how's it goin?

Ernest: Well, shit's been fucked up in the last few weeks. Got my hand burned, bricked phone, and the list goes on.

Ernesto: Uhhhhh........ ok.

Ernest: Hey, you're a PC scientist right?

Ernesto: Yeah. Why?

Ernest: Fix my shit.

Ernesto: WHAT?

Ernest: Duh. It's my fucking PC of course.

Ernesto: So it broke off or something?

Ernest: Nope. Just want you to reinstall the whole shit, cuz I'm tired of Windows 10. I do have a Win7 Home Premium installation disc, 64-bit.

Ernesto: Fine. But I won't do it now. Maybe next time.

Ernest: Dammit. I thought you were friendly enough.

Ernesto: Can't you fucking see? I'm so tired now. Went here at like 5am or so.

Ernest: Yeah whatever.

Ernesto: And don't ask me too much geeky shit. I sometimes hate it when people do that at me.

Ernest: Why?

Ernesto: Cuz I'm tired telling people a thousand times on how to do something I don't give a fuck about.

Ernest: Fine, fine.

(around 20 mins later)

Ernest: OK, we reached it. Here's your house.

Ernesto: Hmmm... quite a modest house for me.

Ernest: I know, but enjoy it.

(gets inside)

Ernest: I've set this whole house up to suit your needs, and Hopkins already built a PC for you.

Ernesto: Sweet. What's the specs?

Ernest: Duh. I don't fucking know. You should ask him.

Ernesto: OK. I should take some nap for now, cuz this 9-hour trip is just boring and exhausting.

Ernest: Fine. If you need anything, call me.

Ernesto: Yeah, cya.

(Ernest closes the door)

(Ernesto goes to bed and sleeps)